Archive for February, 2009

Trials And Tribulations

February 22nd, 2009 admin No comments

I had a real struggle as to what to entitle this diary entry and even now I am typing without having put the title to it but no doubt by the time I have finished typing I will have thought one up!  Got it … got to the last paragraph and thought … yes … I know … its now above!

A peaceful evening last night and this morning – well at least it should have been.  With no girls out there was no reason for much to be happening.  How wrong could I be?  I am still really surprised by what happened and, as ever, the only way to know is for me to detail the texts that came out of the blue last night and then to detail the telephone conversation this morning.  God I lead such a peculiar life at times!

Last four digits to the phone number just in case this happens to any other agency that may read my diary is 1311.

Time 21:38
Hi I am interested in havin sex for money! Lol. Seriously. Lol. X x Rachel

I answered this one and the next one thinking someone was just having a wind up but that I would treat them professionally.

Time 21:52
Rachel good evening and thanks for the text.  I would guess you would know seriously that I don’t accept prostitutes but thank you for expressing your interest.  I am sure your talents at giving your body for money will be happily accommodated elsewhere in this industry.  Good luck.

Her response came in

Time 21:55
And if i’d have known u’d av got a monkey for a bitch then we’d be cool innit. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol.

I took one more chance to think this cannot really be a person who is this stupid surely … so I answered.

Time 22:26
I am so sorry but I am unable to understand your reasons for making this into what I presume is silliness. Rachel I am happy to correspond on a sensible level and I would hate to judge but so far you seem to want to be silly?  I have no idea why but I know that many people find this world very seedy.  If you choose to join it that way by being childish then far be it from me to stop you hun.  Good luck with winding up whoever you need to do so next and I am sorry but games like yours are simply something I choose not to participate in.  Enjoy your fun but please choose someone else eh?

From then on, I just received a barrage of texts and I think that this person believes that Angels is run by a man?  That I am a puppet just answering for him?  God knows what goes on in some minds because what happened is totally beyond me.  No doubt, the sensible course of action is just to ignore but those of you who know me well know that my role in life is to educate where I can … this one was definitely a lost cause and I answered no other texts but it did not stop them coming through but, as ever, I do think its right that you can see just what happens in the day to day world of an escort agency owner.

Time 22:31
Please. Remove ur hand from the puppet that u so desperately want to control.  If i wanted to talk to a jumped up, frustrated, little old idiot then I would’ve found one innit.  Lol. Lol. Lol. God dav, thought u’d got out of knockin about wi sad old b******s. Innit. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol

Time 22:34
Isn’t it f***in SAD when man has to ask an unintelligent ijat to pork his puppet strings for him.  Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Ijat.

Time 22:36
Send the blood clot b***h to me.  Gal and man demz have not one ounce of intelligence between them both.  Lol. Lol. Lol. Bring it on.  U live where u lie. Lol. Lol. Lol.

Time 22:39
Ur a bit dim dav so its no wonder that u have some wrinkly old ijat b***h pullin the strings for ya.  Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol.

Time 22:44
F**k me.  Lol. U are really sad b***h.  Lol. Lol. Desperate babes are we? Lol. I could f**k a man into submission.  Ask ur man.  That’s why man’s still got me in his phonebook innit. Ijat.  Lol. Lol. Lol. These people are just Sooooo SMALL minded. Lol

Time 22:49
Not so f***in mouthly na. F***in old b*****d.  Lol. Shame on ya dav.  Thought u’d do much better than an illiterate old scrag.  Well.  She works in a booza innit.  Not much brain cells innit.  Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. ha ha ha ha ha ha :)

Time 00:04
So.  What’s the old b***h guna do with her time na? Knit? Wash some socks. Lol. Lol. Shoulda known better d than to send her into the arena with me.  She’s guna lose everytime.  Lol.  U know I’m 2 bright to be dealing with some washed up old s**t. Lol. Lol. Lol. Bet she doesn’t f**k ur *** like I do.  Innit. Lol. X x

Time 00:21
And why shouldn’t i participate in it babes? Lol. Shouldn’t u be collectin ur bus pass. Lol. Lol. Lol.  F***in idiots pair of u. But. Bring it on.  I love makin nonsense with two illiterate idiots.  Just adds to the fun.  Lol. Er. Er. Dum de dum de dum.  Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol

When I got up this morning there were no further texts waiting thank goodness … instead I got 4 phone calls all in succession from a drunk man not wanting to accept that I would not “send” anyone to him no matter how much money he told me he could pay.  He sent me a text message also saying that I would be bad mouthed through the whole of Leeds because I am a disgrace.  Oh my goodness me!

The trials and tribulations of an escort agency owner eh?  I think I should be saying idiots eh?  Trouble is, I wasn’t made that way!

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